I didn’t feel like colouring today, but I wanted to draw the Dunk Princess. Hootey was playing Long Live the Queen (and voicing everyone masterfully, as usual) and the running gag was b-ball. As usual C:
Video editing… I could do that too. Would help me get back into it. It’s been a long time, but I did really enjoy it when I was doing it. And I have been thinking about going into the Motion Picture Arts program at one of the universities here…
my english teacher says “eh” a lot and every time i’m like “haha i bet he’s from canada”. but then i remember. i’m canadian. i live in canada
There are two types of people.
I once handled a blood pool made of red gelatin. not like jello style gelatin. straight, unaltered gelatin. we make spfx pieces out of it. it feels and smells disgusting, but looks like skin. or congealed blood when coloured right.
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE KING OF FRIED RICE!
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.
Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.
It got better.
Okay, I got one.
When my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time, it was in her bedroom, and she happened to have a cat.
Right as we’re in the middle, all of a sudden I feel something furry on my back, and I looked to see her cat all curled up on my back just chilling.
I don’t think we ever laughed so hard all the times we were together.
Me and an ex were parked on a hill and she was sitting in the drivers side. We couldn’t find a comfortable position because her car was so tiny so I got out and went around the car, proceeded to get down on my knees and start going down on her. Everything was going just fine and she had a hella strong orgasm which her hand to start doing that spastic slap thing.
She hit the radio, changed the station, and somehow managed to turn the volume all the way up. Barbie Girl started playing on full blast. I laughed so hard I fell back on the pavement and had lay down for about ten minutes before I could get back to business.
or wrong movie….
Fan Expo. Gonna do Lucca and Squall hopefully. I should be able to do both.